Internet posting hit a new low recently when the doofuses over on http://www.hogville.net/ started discussing precisely how far they could each throw a regulation football. Uncle Rico has not chimed in as of yet, but I am monitoring the site to hear his input.
Up next on Hogville:
--Can My Dad Beat Up Your Dad?
--Is Mitch Mustain the Coolest Guy Ever?
--Who would win a fight between Qui Gon Jinn and Boba Fett?
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"